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~ Memoirist, Novelist and Songwriter

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Monthly Archives: February 2012

The Oscars

27 Monday Feb 2012

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alexander payne, cirque de soleil, meryl streep, viola davis, woody allen

Viola Davis

If I were Meryl Streep (with her plethora of awards), when my name was announced as winner, I would have sat down beside Viola Davis, asked for the mic, and delivered my acceptance speech with an arm around Viola all the while. Alexander PayneThat would’ve been the mensch-ey thing to do. The Cirque de Soleil acrobats were dazzling – but had nothing whatsoever to do with the evening or the movies. Inappropriate. Thrilled to see Alexander Payne get recognition -he is the smartest and funniest (adult) writer-director working today (besides Woody Allen). I thought Sideways was a gem.

Jan DujardinAnd the musical number that ends The Artist is pure heaven.

Betty Rhodes and Saks

21 Tuesday Feb 2012

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Betty Rhodes was a character; as a child, she found she was gifted as a performer, the trouble was, it became her identity-marker for her whole life; if a day went by when she wasn’t singing somewhere, she felt unfulfilled. I guess we could call it ‘compulsive’. She’d had a daughter, Jan, when she was fifteen -by some Tacoma mechanic she’d dubbed Hubcap Joe, but had escaped her hardscrabble Washington-state upbringing and fled, with Jan, to Manhattan. We met when she auditioned for a revue I was doing at The Duplex in the Village, and she won me by singing a piece of special material about Huntley & Brinkley. I want to tell you a story that always amused me: Betty was booked at Freddy’s -a relatively upscale club on East 49th street…a contrast to the rather downscale dives she’d been playing. She wanted something glamorous to appear in, so she went to Saks and found a glittery, expensive dress that had been marked down, FINAL SALE. $349.00. Well, she bought it, took it home, moved a button to expose more cleavage, and appeared in it.

The show went fine and the next day she went back to Saks to have the dress credited to her account as a return. Betty saw nothing wrong in this, it was the way you survived; you could buy a dress, wear it once (or even a couple of times) and return it. “No,” she told the salesgirl, “I got it home and it just didn’t fit right.” “Sorry,” said the salesgirl, “this is marked Final Sale.” Betty took a step forward. “I’ve been a customer here for seven years,” she said “–and it’s only three hundred forty-nine dollars–“. “Look, I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do, the slip is clearly marked, Final S–” “Let me speak to your supervisor,” Betty commanded. The supervisor arrived, and -as you might predict- stonewalled the situation. The store had Betty absolutely dead to rights, the ticket had been emblazoned, Final Sale, No Returns. “Goddammit–” Betty became abusive, there was no length to which she wouldn’t go, “I always shop here, even when other stores have better prices, I’ve been a loyal customer at Saks for seven fucking years–” she threw the dress on the floor and began to stamp on it. By this time she was shouting and other customers were looking at her “–and between me and my daughter, we represent one hundred and five years of combined buying power here!” She was jumping up and down on the box.  

And you know what? The supervisor knuckled and gave Betty a credit, just to shut her up and get rid of this loud, violent woman. I can’t imagine mustering this kind of energy and conviction, can you? But that’s how Betty was. Impassioned.

Errol Garner and my Mother

12 Sunday Feb 2012

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Image via Wikipedia  The club was called The Venus, and yes, there was a reproduction of Botticelli’s Venus on the Half-shell above the piano. The menu was Italian and the piano was a spinet, set on a platform above a dining banquette.                            I was there to play dinner music. No vocals for this gig, I had to rely on my keyboard skills, which were minimal. So you can imagine my dismay when Errol Garner walked in and took a seat right below my piano. Garner was at the height of his career as a jazz pianist -not only that, he’d written the melody to Misty. A major figure in pop music, with a distinctive, clustered, percussive style that was most engaging. And on recordings you could hear him kind of grunting along with the melody in a low growl. The minute he came in my heart sank; OH NO -not ERROL GARNER! And I wasn’t even singing the vocals, which would compensate for my keyboard stumbles: my lack of style and technique would be nakedly obvious, exposed to his contempt and ridicule! I jumped off the stand. “Mr. Garner -” I cried, “oh my God.” He stuck out his hand. “A pleasure,” he said, “what’s your name?”  “Well…it’s John Meyer,” I stammered, haltingly, “but really…I can’t continue until you…leave.” “Whut!” his cheeks blew out in a jovial riposte. “Now don’t you be like that,” he said, “you just get up there ‘n do the best you can and that’ll be good enough for anybody!” He said this with such conviction that I had to obey him (it would also have been humiliating to have to explain to the owner, Jerry, why I was taking such a long break). I climbed back onto the bench and searched my mind for a tune that would impress and tickle Mr. Garner; I’d actually learned a rare Sammy Cahn/Saul Chaplin tune from one of Garner’s albums. So I played it. It was titled If It’s the Last Thing I Do and the minute he recognized it, Garner broke into a huge grin. He was sitting directly below me, and now he gestured to me with his fork, jabbing the air. “Yeah, yeah,” he said, his mouth full of fettucini alfredo (with shrimp). “Whut key you in?” “C” I told him. A few drops of alfredo sauce splattered the velour of the banquette, but this did not deter him. As I approached the finish of the tune, he blinked up at me again, his faintly hooded eyes shining: “Yeah, yeah, now slide into The Impatient Years, you know that one?”  And I was so grateful that I did. “You can go right through a B Minor Seventh.” he ordered me. “Another Sammy Cahn lyric,” I called over the spinet to the top of his head, below me. I saw the head nod vigorously. “Okay, now,” he called to me, “when you through with that, My Shining Hour; that’s in F, so you hit your G Minor.” This went on for forty minutes, this icon programming my set. I took a break and he beckoned me into the chair opposite him. “Where you learn all these songs?” he wanted to know. I told him if the tune was from a show or a movie, I knew it; then we went through a brief recap of my biography…and that’s when I saw my mother come through the door. Christ, what an evening. “Mom–!” I cried. She was with a pal from Bloomingdale’s; my mom worked in the furniture department. For all her life, till Herbert went bankrupt, Marjorie had been a chaise-lounger, a bob-bon popping Helen Hokinson ‘Society Lady’ complete with the fur stole about her shoulders that bit its own tail. Now she sailed in grandly, one had the feeling she was almost slumming, here in this out-of-the-way spot on a dim stretch of West 58th street…but her son was working here and they’d decided to pay me an impromptu visit. Garner beckoned them to his table, and stood up, his napkin trailing down his jacket front. “This your mother?” he asked. I introduced them, and Mom smiled, but I could see the name made no impression on her. Garner insisted we all sit down at his little table. “I’ll have a Chivas and water,” said my mother, a working girl now, but unwilling to abandon her Champagne tastes. Garner beckoned the waiter over. “Put it on my check,” he said. My mother didn’t even hear that, but suddenly the atmosphere was very convivial, Marjorie had her Scotch, Garner was onto brandy, the talk started flowing, and somehow we got around to the subject of favorite cities. Marjorie mentioned San Francisco.  “I like Boston,” I offered, “I think it’s the real San Francisco, with the energy of the north-East, makes it more exciting.” My mother’s co-worker, Bob, said he liked Seattle, in spite of the rainy climate. Marjorie turned to Garner. “And where would you visit, Mr. Garner?” asked my mother. “If we gave you the choice?” “Mm,” said Garner, wiping his lips with his napkin, “I like Montreux.” There was a prolonged beat of dead silence, as my mother suddenly had to readjust her thinking, her estimate of this buoyant, yet somehow discordant, happy little fellow who had thrown this unusual town into the mix. I knew she had absolutely no idea who she was talking to. Facing him, she raised an inquisitive eyebrow: “Are you in the music business, Mr. Garner?” Well, I wanted the ground to swallow me -but Garner was magnificent: “Yep,” he said, indicating me with his fork, “I am. Just like he is.”

The Painted Pony and Luther’s Coat, Pt. 2

06 Monday Feb 2012

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Anita Ellis, Betty Hutton, Frank Loesser, Luther Henderson

Luther Henderson I couldn’t believe it -within a week, in this tacky gay bar, both Geoffrey Holder and Luther Henderson -the renowned orchestrator- had come to hear me. I tumbled off the piano bench and ran to greet him. “Oh, Mr. Henderson, let me take your coat.” He was wearing a kind of Sherlock Holmes cape, rather weighty, because inside it was lined with fur. “How elegant,” I said, what is this, sable?” “Mink,” said Henderson. I brought the coat to the hooks that ran along the far wall and hung it up…as Mr. Henderson took a seat at the piano bar. “All right,” I announced, climbing back on the rickety bench, “howsabout some Fats Waller?” Anita EllisI launched into Ain’t Misbehavin’ and I thought I saw a smile cross Henderson’s face. But he was very cool, playing it close to the vest, not giving anything away. There’d be no approbation ’till he saw what he was getting; he was waiting for me to prove myself. Okay, I said to myself, Go get him. I began a complicated Harold Arlen tune from St. Louis Woman -a tune Henderson had orchestrated for Anita Ellis on her album I Wonder What Became of Me? LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT PIANO’S MAKIN’ MUSIC ALL THE NIGHT Betty HuttonHenderson’s eyebrows went up; by the time I’d hit the bridge in the song, he was smiling. “D’you know This Time the Dream’s On Me?” he asked. Well, I did -it was another Arlen tune, one of his sweetest. I’d played it for Teddi King when we did a concert here. So I sang that one, then My Shining Hour -we seemed to be on an Arlen kick- and Henderson asked Joee, the waitress, for another shot -he was drinking Jack Daniels. He seemed to relax a little. I guess he hadn’t anticipated being so close to the other customers, all of whom were -in varying degrees of intensity- flamboyantly gay. And white. Except for Joee. “C’mon, Joee, let’s do our stuff.” I beckoned Joee to the tiny, raised platform that served as our stage, directly to my left. Joee mounted the step delicately, with feminine grace. Joee had the most restrained, quiet manner…and the room hushed as they prepared to listen. I’d worked up a Betty Hutton number with Joee, Frank Loesser’s Poppa Don’t Preach to Me –and Joee slipped into the characterization of a young girl on the loose in Paris.                                 I’M HERE IN PARIS, SINCE EARLY IN MAY MY GOWN GOT ALL WORN OUT/BUT I’M STILL OKAY Joee’s ladylike precision, with the fluttering lashes and the little moues, was priceless. I glanced at Luther; his head was down, shaking with amusement. Guys & DollsI could feel we’d caught his imagination, he was going with it, and the evening was turning out a success. Joee left the stand, and I continued with more Frank Loesser (My Time of Day, from Guys & Dolls, with it’s unusual progressions) and Never Will I Marry (from Greenwillow) and I got all the changes right and now Luther ws impressed, I could tell. About one-fifteen AM he slid from his stool -he’d been there since eleven- and squeezed my shoulder. “John,” he murmured, “what a fine time”. “I hope you enjoyed yourself,” I replied. “Better believe it.” he finished. I went to the wall of hooks to get his coat – and it wasn’t there. I searched the hooks, I burrowed beneath the doubled and tripled garments that had been stacked throughout the evening -there were about eighteen or twenty…but the coat was gone. “Mark,” I cried to the bartender, “did you see a cape hanging here?” I didn’t know what to say. Jesus, what a finish to the evening. With my foot dragging, I crossed the floor back to Luther, who stood by the jukebox, trying to ignore Grace Jones’ rendition of It’s Raining Men. “I hate this shit,” he said. “Luther,” I ventured, “I don’t know what to say…I can’t find your coat.” I saw his face harden; shit. All the goodwill and acceptance -the positive impression I’d striven so hard to engender- drained from his face. He came back with me to the rack, and together we made another search. Nothing. No coat. His lips were tight as he went to the door. “I’ll check with Mark tomorrow,” I said to him, “maybe it’ll turn up.” I didn’t really believe this…and neither did he. I followed him onto the street, conscious of the chill temperature. “Luther, listen, let me give you mine–” He climbed into a taxi, shaking his head. “Never mind.” was the last thing I heard him say. We never found the coat, and this has remained one of my most painful memories.

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